27 1 / 2013
EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this:
If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again.
If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be.
Target’s mark down schedule:
MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics.
TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics.
WEDNESDAY: Men’s Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty.
THURSDAY: Lingerie, Shoes, Housewares.
FRIDAY: cosmetics
WHOOOOA. Will keep in mind!
THIS IS THE GREATEST INFORMATION I HAVE EVER LEARNED FROM TUMBLR.
filed under: important information that everyone needs to know
I’ll actually need to know this, since a Target will be opening in my hometown soon.
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27 1 / 2013
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
get out
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27 1 / 2013
I thought I was in a bad mood
and then I saw this.
this can pretty much make everything better
HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS
Yes, yes, this makes everything better.
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27 1 / 2013
ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
why am i reblogging this
i just learned more about my body than i ever wanted to know
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27 1 / 2013
these two could give legolas a run for his money
SAM WINCHESTER IN THE WINDOW IN THE FIRST PANEL
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27 1 / 2013
here, have some childhood nostalgia
whAT THE FUCK
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
I began singing/humming along to all of these.
I’m crying.
You’re a horrible person whoever made this.
(Source: excalilbur, via samsamandsam)
04 1 / 2013
Philippe Halsman’s Iconic Portraits:
1. Jean Cocteau (1949)
2. Salvador and Gala Dali (1941)
3. Audrey Hepburn (1955)
4. Anthony Perkins (1958)
5. Winston Churchill (1951)
6. Albert Einstein (1947)
7. Bobby Fischer (1967)
askjhasgsaxgg
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04 1 / 2013
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
(via thetrainticket)
04 1 / 2013
Six websites I go to when I am upset:
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE
the hugging one actually feels like they’re actually hugging you and you feel so much better
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